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Strategic Memecoin Reserve Concept Faces Backlash

Beginning January 2025, the U.S. government will reportedly begin discussions regarding a strategic memecoin reserve to capitalize on current cryptocurrency trends. 

A memecoin trader makes their next move.

Beginning January 2025, the U.S. government will reportedly begin discussions regarding a strategic memecoin reserve to capitalize on current cryptocurrency trends. 

In a recent speech at Mar-a-Lago, President Trump highlighted his stance on the matter:

“I mean, have you seen that coin MOODENG? It’s gone up like a million percent. Imagine if our government had those returns. It’s never been done in the history of our country. We need to think big these next four years, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do. As long as the RINOs and radical left lunatics don't get in our way.”

Granted, not all U.S. politicians are thrilled with this development. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), an outspoken critic of cryptocurrencies, commented:

“It makes perfect sense that someone like President Trump would want to invest taxpayer funds into something called 'MOODENG.' What even is that? If he really cared about this country, he’d be focused on more established memecoins like POPCAT or DOGWIFHAT. When he's ready to get serious, he can call my office.” 

Despite the controversy, there is one thing that all U.S. politicians seem to agree on: former Democratic House Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) should spearhead any and all investment-related operations. As one U.S. congressman shared with us on the condition of anonymity, “Her memecoin returns are crazy good. She spends hours each day with four monitors analyzing charts.”

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The National Gazette Misinformation Desk has identified this story as false. There are no plans for a "strategic memecoin reserve," nor has any politician commented on the matter. However, several members of our editorial team have expressed interest in having Nancy Pelosi manage their portfolios.

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