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Woke 'It's a Wonderful Life' Reboot in the Works

The classic Christmas film is reportedly being remade with a new spin: “The world would, in fact, be better off without you, George.”

The classic Christmas film, It’s a Wonderful Life, is reportedly being remade with a new spin: “The world would, in fact, be better off without you, George.”

In the ultra-progressive reboot, tentatively titled It's Our Utopia Now, the film is set in a reimagined Bedford Falls, reminiscent of modern-day San Francisco.

George Bailey, now identifying as non-binary and using they/them pronouns, leads a diverse coalition through feces-laden streets against Mr. Potter, who has become the face of systemic oppression.

The story highlights issues such as climate justice, with the Building and Loan transformed into a green co-op focused on zero-waste living and renewable energy projects. Clarence, reimagined as a diverse, gender-fluid angel, shows George not just a world without his unwelcome personal influence, but one in which intersectional equality has been neglected, leading to a dystopian, fascist environment.

The remake, which is expected to begin filming in 2025, culminates with a community festival celebrating diversity, acceptance, and global solidarity. Notably, characters from various marginalized communities share their stories of triumph over adversity, emphasizing themes of anti-capitalism and social equity.

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